how do you kill........

I know I've seen this before on failblog or something like that, but I forgot about it until the other day when I typed in "how do you kill moles?" (my backyard is littered with them). I was entertained/amused by some of the more popular options the google search engine gave me when I removed the word "moles" from the sentence.....

Here are some of my other favorites.........







....interesting how some have common themes......